Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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