Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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