He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
