I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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