Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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