69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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