You smell like stripper and shame
home. puking in laundry basket.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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