it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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