That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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