He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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