That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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