no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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