i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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