why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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