At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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