Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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