ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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