You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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