Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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