R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Randomize
