I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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