Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I did not marry a roomba.
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