I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Randomize
