i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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