...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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