I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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