This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
