No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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