Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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