woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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