I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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