i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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