I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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