I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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