if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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