We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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