i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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