Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You dont lie about slip and slides
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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