capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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