who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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