If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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