hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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