Whod you bang
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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