I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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