I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Semen is not good for contacts.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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