you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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