Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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