dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
