we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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