And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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