I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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