I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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