It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Randomize
