I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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